Have you ever…………….

Have you ever?

(x) snuck out of the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) seen a shooting star
( ) been to any other countries besides Canada
(x) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) skinny
(x) skipped school
(x) seen a therapist
( ) done the splits
( ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches (staples for me)
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) crashed into a friend’s car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans
( ) been to Europe
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(x) seen someone die
(x) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
(x) driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) been to US
( ) been to Mexico
( ) been to India
(x) been on a plane
(x) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been skiing/snowboarding
(x) met someone in person from the internet
(x) lost a child
( ) gone to college/university
( ) graduated college/university
( ) fired a gun
( ) purposely hurt yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) been intimate with someone of the same gender

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TAG – You’re it, Peg, Angel & Wench

the word of today is GRRRRRRRR

I own or am co-owner of several yahell groups, all in some way involved with D/s. SOMEONE decided to be a pain in my ass and must have reported some perceived annoyance to yahell, and they deleted one of my groups (with nearly 2000 members) and also deactivated my damned yahoo IM name.

Grrrrrr – now I’m getting pissy responses from another group that I’ve said “Hey look, I might lose this one too, so I’ve re-made the group over at google” saying well, they’re not going there.
Can someone tell me WHY I BOTHER?

they call me….. tater salad

Ok, we’re gonna play PASS THE POTATO! *EG*

Just click on the tater, and enter your zip code. We’ll see how far we can pass my potato (sounds like a kinky game)

and the winner is………

This week’s Hot Blog Award goes to:

• Easy to be Hard
• I’ll Beg

Wow.

endings

So, I’ve been watching all the season finales of shows that I watch. Some are sad, and some are rather goofy or just plain STUPID.

Man waving around unstable dynamite (US) while standing next to BOX of (US), about 6 feet away from other poor, stupid people. Man go BOOM. Strangely, though, man doesn’t go splat. Box of US doesn’t go boom, nor does it catch any of the man who did. Nor does the poor, stupid people. Where did the BOOM man go? Did he vaporize? And if it truly were that big of a boom, why didn’t the whole damned BOX go?

Now, I really do LOVE this show. It’s one show we specifically stop doing everything we are doing to go watch it. But COME ON people. Yeah, Yeah, so it’s on at 8pm. The man went BOOM. Doesnt’ showing that he just disappears make it more likely that kids, upon coming across 200 yr old dynamite in the jungles of some deserted, tropical island with rapid polar bears running around, will just pick it up and wave it around, figuring hey, I’ll just DISAPPEAR!? Why not show them getting blown to BITS (ala CSI)! THAT would deter them! Click for more more —>
Ok so anyways, I’m feeling better now that I got that off my chest.

Oh, and the guy who dies on that wifey show, was double-timing them because he BELONGS on West Wing. So it was just a matter of time. Of course, they DID Have to kill off the only KINKY one on the damned show LOL

He was a subbie who liked to be trampled, apparently. That was a fun episode.

Just like CSI A few times this past season, they had a pro domme who ran a cyber-sub shop. But she was portayed in a pretty GOOD light, for once, and William Peterson’s character DEFINITELY had a twinkle in his eye for her. *EG*

CSI-NY had a show where the guy built bondage furniture. Ok, so that wasn’t quite in such a good light but there’s bad people in EVERY walk of life. Still, it showed that people are watching KINKY and the sponsors are allowing it… yay.

Soooooo anyways, I suppose I could work on that story now No promises, of course, but maybe.

~Me

update on psycho neighbors

Ok, I HAD typed out the gyst of the letter that went around, but just in case one of the asshole neighbors is a reader, I’ve changed that.

The management co. sent out a letter that basically said “we’ve scolded them, they’ve promised they won’t do it again”.

Geeeeeeeeeee, I feel SO vindicated. But at least it’s been quiet for the last 2 days lol

assholes.

distractions

So a month or so ago, I changed my IM display picture to this:

nice, huh?

Hubby IM’s me from work and we’re talking, and I say “Hey, look what I found” and turn on that display pic.

He says “is she there at the house? I’ll be right home”

LOL

He eventually asked me to take it off cuz it was so distracting and made him want a glass of milk.

Men are just such visual creatures lol

links updates

I’ve updated some of my links, blogrolled some new ones and just, in general, screwed around this morning. I cleaned up my corner of my room last night so at least I don’t have to roll my chair over dried out baby wipes (clean, but she likes to take them out and play with them, so then they wind up like so much tumbleweedy stuff in my room) LOL

In any case, does anyone know what’s going on with Suki & Sanyo? I miss their absolutely ADORABLE bloggings, and they haven’t posted in like 3 weeks They were getting ready to meet someone, so I hope they’re ok.

It’s amazing how quickly you can get attached to people on the internet! I know this intimately, since that’s how I met hubby, 10 years ago.. you know, back when it really WAS unusual LOL

IN any case, I hope they’re ok. I’ll be back later, perhaps to work on that story

~Me

tag

Well, kasey over at I’ll Beg tagged me, so here’s my sadly lacking answers lol

1. Total number of books I’ve owned:

I’ve been a reader since forever. I cannot even begin to fathom the number of books I’ve bought, but it’s in the 100s at least. Before I found the LIBRARY

2. What is the last book I bought?

Truthfully, the last book I bought were books for my kids. The latest were Disney books like Bambi, etc. I’m trying to instill a love of reading into them as well, so they’re well on their way to owning hundreds too. Oops, I lied – got my amazon.com shipment today and so my newest is “Saving Dinner the Low Carb Way” by Leanne Ely (a flylady thing)

3. Last book I read?

I believe the last book I read was The 5 People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom. Was really interesting to see how our lives are often so interthreaded.

4. 5 books that mean something to me.

tough question. I guess I’d have to say the ones that I’m waiting practically breathlessly waiting for the next installments by Sue Grafton & Patricia Cornwell! When you get disappointed cuz you’re at the end of their series and there’s nothing left, they’ve left an impression!

5. Tag 5 people and request they fill this out on their journals.

LOL – I know very few people in blog-land, so how’s this – leave me a comment that says you’d like to be tagged and consider yourself tagged! (lazy ass way, I know… but I’m a Domme… get over it! LOL)

41 questions

As I mentioned the other day, I saw this on angelbrat’s blog and decided to try it before my ignorant neighbors interrupted me.

01) My uncle once: pissed me off so much, I didn’t talk to him for several years.

02) Never in my life: Skydive

03) When I was five: I was already kinky

04) High School was: endless, dramatized and a LONG time ago

05) I will never forget: my children’s births, the day I met hubby, my nana, Sept 11th.

06) I once met: a guy I met on the internet. I had 2 kids with him

07) There’s this girl I know who: needs a new hobby

08) Once, at a bar: hubby sang to me while we danced

09) By noon I’m usually: making lunch, planning dinner

10) Last night: slept badly

11) If I only had: enough money to pay off all of our debt & no weight problems

12) Next time I go to church: when my bio-father dies

13) Terry Schiavo: poster child for poor choices

14) I have a confession to make: I’ve never tried any kind of illicit drug.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: my tv on the dresser

16) When I turn my head right, I see: files in folders and cds all over the place.

17) You know I’m lying when: my eyes wander while I’m talking.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: money problems

19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: dead lol.

20) By this time next year: I hope to be living in our own home, far away from assholes.

21) A better name for me would be: well, some call me Evil

22) I have a hard time understanding: what I did in a previous to deserve what I get in this one. (Both bad & good)

23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: get my degree in something useful

24) You know I like you if: I let you see my kids.

25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: The final 4 on Survivor lol

27) Take my advice, never: NEVER use cinnamon oil undiluted on sensitive bits .

28) My ideal breakfast is: my mom’s poached eggs, my dad’s homefries and a nice steak.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: My Give-a-Damn’s Busted

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you leave it quickly and drive to the shore

31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: things in Bill Gates’ closet?

32) Why won’t anyone: invent a self cleaning house?

33) If you spend the night at my house: excuse the mess

34) I’d stop my wedding for: nope, nothing (except of course medical emergencies involving my children)

35) The world could do without: terrorists

36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have someone touch my children

37) My favorite blonde is: my baby girl

38) Paper clips are more useful than: darts

39) If I do anything well, it’s: love my kids and make sure they KNOW they’re loved

40) And by the way: I am a sadist

41) The last time I was drunk, I: had a really fun 3some.