The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

It’s so beautiful that it makes you want to cry…

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”

 

The guy said, “No”

and the girl lived happily ever after . . .

and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis,

always had a clean house,

never had to cook, stayed skinny and

farted whenever she wanted.

 

The End.