the bullshit weight-loss industry
June 21, 2007
I am an American woman who has always struggled with my weight, as has my sister, and our mother. But because I have a BRAIN, I don’t run to every weight-loss “miracle” that comes along… thus probably saving my life a time or two.
My sister, though, has tried several “miracle” drugs and other weight-loss plans with varying success, although she scares the hell out of me when she lets me know (usually weeks after she’s started) that she’s taking them or experiencing problems WITH them.
My sister is 13 yrs younger than me, has had 2 children and is only moderately out of her weight “limit” as set forth by the AMA.
With that being said, I can say with some authority that my sister would probably be goofy enough to try the newest FAD weight loss miracle drug – alli – because it’s FDA-approved and promises. The website touts
|”forget the fad diets, gimmicks, miracle offers & empty promises”|
Ok. We will. (click)
Luckily for HER, I’m up at 1am and was logging into my blog when this posting, thanks to WordPress website for putting up popular posts, caught my eye.
Do not read this posting while eating breakfast.
or anything for that matter.
And I WILL be sending her this posting, and his.
I don’t normally suggest you go read someone ELSE’S blog, but he says it as concisely as I ever could LOL
Go … no, really – you have GOT TO GO READ THIS.
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1.
Red | June 21, 2007 at 10:51 pm
I read it and then ran out to get my very own year supply of the shit oil producing tablets. I just can NOT wait to begin my new weight loss routine! ;]
2.
ladycalliah | June 22, 2007 at 10:13 am
rotflmao
Be sure to blog your results if you ever leave the bathroom.
3.
bj | June 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
What world are you people in, did you ever hear of exercise of the hand and mouth motion, and working out to loose weight. Stop eating the crap that makes you fat and eat a healthy diet. It really is as simple as that. And loose the shit attitude, it keeps you stuck in your fat/angry mode, with an attitude like that you’ll never change your habits.
4.
Lady Calliah | June 23, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Hey bj
shut the fuck up.
5.
Jeff Ventura | June 24, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Another alli rant here on my blog (GracefulFlavor). As you might guess, I don’t take too kindly to this sort of sham.
This drug is a trainwreck. Despite the press and clever packaging, I give this thing six months, tops, before it fades into sunset as a cheap consumer exploit.
Funny how things that intentionally make you incontinent do that.
6. worldtravelplanner | September 7, 2007 at 2:44 pm
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