50+ Things About Moi

  1. I get turned on by Lindt Chocolates
  2. and Melissa Etheridge songs
  3. and men who my man standing behind me and pressing himself into my back to show me his excitement
  4. and men my man in business suits (just certain ones!)
  5. I met my hubby on the internet
  6. 10 12 years ago
  7. We had sex the first day we met :D
  8. and the second day
  9. and the third, etc.
  10. we had sex 24 times that first week.
  11. None of it was kinky :)
  12. I am the oldest of 4
  13. I have 2 birth marks.
  14. I love to cook
  15. I hate don’t mind cleaning
  16. I’ve always wanted to work in an ice cream shop
  17. I’ve donated 2 3 feet of my hair to LocksOfLove.org
  18. I lost my virginity at 16
  19. He was 19 and a jerk.
  20. I’ve had 2 intimate relationships that have spanned 24 26 years of my 40
  21. I’m an ordained minister
  22. I broke my collar bone when I was 5 or 6.
  23. My brother pushed me off a slide and I landed on a tree stump. Ow.
  24. I broke my heel when I was 23.
  25. That was my (then) bf’s fault
  26. I quit smoking 10 days before my wedding (and am still smoke-free, 16 years later).
  27. I got married outside, in the yard of a mansion.
  28. That mansion is listed as one of the haunted places in Rhode Island LOL
  29. Our pictures were done inside. Boo!
  30. We donated 1/4 of our “Money Dance” money to a radio station doing a charity thing for a little boy’s leukemia treatment the next day.
  31. I have actually bathed in one of those Champagne Glass hottubs :D
  32. and done other things in them as well.
  33. Never get a baby oil massage and then go into one of those tubs…you’ll NEVER get out lol
  34. I teach internet, computer & eBay classes.
  35. I talk way too much.
  36. I swear too fucking much.
  37. I want angelina jolie.
  38. and ashley judd.
  39. and charlize theron.
  40. I’ve had sex with 5 men but only slept with 2. (see #19)
  41. I discovered BDSM when I was 32.
  42. I’ve only played with 2 men in a S/M situation.
  43. I’ve played with 11 women.
  44. I’ve lost count of the number of toys in my play bag.
  45. My favorite toy is a wooden paddle I showed in my story.
  46. My poetry has been published online.
  47. But not in my blog.
  48. I still talk to my 1st husband almost every day.
  49. Sometimes I swear at him.
  50. I don’t like my inlaws much. at all.
  51. I love my family more than life itself.

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Brian  |  June 19, 2007 at 8:28 am

    My wife and I met online 10 years ago . . . and still surprise people when they learn we’re an internet couple from that long ago. And like you . . . we had sex on the first day we met (after a harrowing cab ride from LaGuardia back into Manhattan), and the second day, and the third. So here we are 9 years of marriage later with 2 kids, no money, enjoying life in Greenwich Village. I look forward to reading more of your blog. By contrast, my blog is pretty tame (altho’ there’s lots of “fuck George Bush” in there) . . . but given my exhibitionist tendencies and self revelatory bent, I should start a 2nd blog that’s more “kink” than “think.”

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