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Have you seen this show? I originally started watching it because we found out, rather by accident (thanks to Howard Stern) that one of our scene “Friends” was now working out there. You could have knocked me over with a feather! So I tuned in, just to say “no fucking way!’ but there she was! (to be fair, she’s not been seen except in a cursory, in the background way, but is “featured” on their website quite prominently). But then I kept watching!

In the past, I’d always viewed prostitution as I’m sure most people do. That it was the lowest of the low forms of abuse of women, that they would literally have to sell their souls in order to survive or at least get by. And sure, there are those out there that are “putting themselves through college”, etc. but in MOST cases, it’s a case of a woman hitting the bottom of the societal barrel.

Not THESE women.

THESE women are actually choosing this. Some of them go out there, make some SERIOUS money, and then go back to their lives. They supplement their income by sucking, fucking and making some guy’s fantasy come true. As overused as the statement is, that’s empowerment!

I’d always viewed prostitution, even “legal” prostitution, as dirty and sad. But this show has proven that I guess it’s not ALWAYS like that.

And that Denis Hof is hot. And to be fair to my bi-side, so is Isabella ♥

As an aside, through circumstance, I haven’t spoken to that “scene friend” since we found out, but I hope she’s ok.

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Another ugly trophy goes to…. (DWTS spoiler)

The cutesy couple, Julianne & Apolo were triumphant last night after a final stroll across the dance floor for all three couples on Dancing with the Stars.

Laila Ali, got knocked up out first and went out “in true boxer style” according to - if “true boxer style” means obnoxiously, then yeah, she did. She was obnoxious, and a bad loser. That’s always sad to see, but especially in a woman. She basically told the other two guys that it didn’t matter who won since she didn’t.

Sorry Laila, but you just weren’t as good as the boys.  GET OVER IT.

Joey & Apolo were both on equal ground, imo, so either one was deserving. I had a personal favorite in Joey because I was a fan of (YES, I AM AN ADMITTED BOY-BAND UMM… appreciator?) n’Sync, and he has a really fun personality. However, it was not to be, as Julianna & Apolo really did kick ass as well. Julianna, all of 18 years old, is the youngest participant (and obviously youngest winner) and she really is an incredible dancer.

I look forward to next season - at least until I see who the participants are LOL

The Monday Melee - Survivor Style

The Monday Melee

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

Deception. Dreamz screwed yau-man over and it sucked.

2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.

Dreamz - thinking that he’d seriously get a vote after screwing yau-man over.

3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.

The forced drama of reality shows.

4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.

Earl did a good job surviving, outwitting, outlasting and outplaying.

5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.

I’m a good cook.

6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.

Survivor: The Antarctic

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Reality Recap part Iiii…. erm.. whatever.

So I was right and John Ratzenberger went byebye this week - you could clearly tell he was ready.  He did a great job for a 60 yr old man, but there’s only so much you can expect from a guy when he’s not exactly in dancing shape

It was so cool to see Joey & Laila both get 30s this week. Their performances were awesome.  Ian was good but still… he’s holding back.  Billy Ray, your days are numbered!  And even with him, you could tell he was hoping it was his turn to go home. LOL

The Amazing Race has me so pissed off that I don’t even want to watch the finale, even though you know I totally will.  I dont’ want ANY of them to win… but if I had to choose because you were going to poke my eye out, I’d say the blondes, because even if they are obnoxious, they are less obnoxious than mirna and whatshername and the other asswipes. LOL  Pathetic, though, really.

Survivor was so totally cool last week and then this week (ok, last week) not so much. I think they need to think about wrapping up that series.

Reality Recap

So, the Apprentice really was a let-down.  I was more than a little bit surprised when Stefani won, although her legal background of defending people like Trump made sense, I suppose.  I think the show itself just pretty much *sucked* though, so I’m glad this season’s over.

Another show that I am really surprised at that’s pretty much sucked is The Amazing Race.  I reallly have to wonder how they determine the “non-elimination-legs” - is it predetermined before the whole show, or do they call it by ear.  I was sad to see Joyce & Uchenna go, because I rooted for them both times - even though they won the million before, they were definitely deserving. Playing fair and clean, I like.  The nasty backstabbing crap like selling their yield power… not so much. Until then, they were my favorites to win - because considering what’s left… yuck.  That broad with her little person cousin… horrible. If she were my cousin, I’d disown her anyways.  Hag.  The others… dani and eric… O M G, complete bitch - both of them.

But I just find it “convenient” that this season, it seems like they’re purposely ’saving’ the nicer people from being eliminated … giving them a second chance.  I guess I’m just a a pessimist lol

Dancing with the Stars… I have to say I can see John Ratzenberger going this week.  He’s so stiff and cardboard-cutout’ish.  I like him, and he’s very cute… and brings a sophistication that only older guys have, when you see what’s left, John’s on the bottom of the pack.  And was it the sadist in me that liked seeing Heather screw up during the group swing dance? LOL

Oh, and was that little twist on Survivor last week not the BEST you’ve seen on that show?  I’ll admit, I didn’t watch the first several seasons.  But since I have been watching it, which is going on 4 years(?), that’s got to be the best LOL  I can see Earl winning it.

So, proving once again that I need a new hobby, that’s my reality recap lol