Posts filed under ‘stupid stupid people’

THIS is natural selection at it’s finest.

Bears eat man at Beer Festival

August 20, 2007 at 6:53 am 1 comment

various stuffs

  • My baby boy turns 100 days old today. Hard to believe it’s gone that fast.
  • That damned bug bite, and the 5 others I had, itched like a mofo for four freakin days.
  • I just spent several days moving my baby blog – turned family blog, to one of my own domains and will probably do the same for this blog once I decide on a domain name.
  • I got stopped the other day (expired inspection sticker) and damn, the Statie was cute.
  • No, I didn’t proposition him.
  • Yes, I got a ticket but won’t have to pay it if I can get the car inspected by Sunday
  • Apparently, Donald Trump got pissy because NBC decided not to put The Apprentice on the Fall schedule, and went all Rosie on them, deciding not to do the show at all anymore. Does that mean NBC is Fired? And more importantly, does ANYONE care???
  • Another post-partum woman decided to off her kids and, thankfully, herself – and one of the kids – the newest one – survived THE HANGING. All I can imagine is what that little girl is gonna think when she gets older.

May 31, 2007 at 9:27 am 2 comments

15 days

  • Just 15 days to go until my newest heir to the throne is brought, screaming, into this world. Hard to believe, eh?
  • You Were Nice This Year
    You Were 25% Naughty, 75% Nice Okay, so you weren’t *entirely* nice this year But Santa doesn’t expect a modern girl to be perfect You were good enough – and you’ll be rewarded for it

    How Naughty (Or Nice) Were You This Year?

  • I’m still hoping to hear from someone about a backup blogging site that allows you to import. C’mon people.
    • I hope that Melinda got her heat back this weekend.
    • Prince was awesome in the superbowl halftime show. He’s still hot after all these years. I actually stood in line at 5am to get tickets for his show 23 years ago.. and they sold out before I got any.
    • I taught a one-on-one eBay class yesterday, despite the fact that it was 10 degrees out, and I’m , ya know, 99 months pregnant. But the lady was very appreciative, so that was nice. She even called to make sure I got home ok.
    • My mom & dad are coming up for the baby’s birth :)
    • My friend angel is sending me a paddle that’s even got my name on it. I can’t wait.
    • Although it wasn’t a holiday, my mom turned 60 this weekend, and my parents also celebrated their 29th wedding anniversary. I can’t possibly fathom that!
    • My 3 yr old has officially joined the ranks of the homeschooled.
    • My kids keep coming up with names for the baby.
    • While I haven’t been able to be particularly kinky for a while, I still have kinky thoughts, so I consider that to be my reason why I keep my blog named this :)
    • Even though we’re expecting a very nice tax refund, I cannot think of more than 2 things that I want to buy when we get the money :) One of them is a freezer, the other – a *good* frying pan.
    • I quit smoking 16 years ago and according to quitnet.com, I’ve saved $60,000.
    • I was really upset by this news story about this woman who was refused medical treatment while being arrested, and she miscarried her baby. Now, while she obviously was probably already losing the baby, having to go through that whole night KNOWING it was happening, would be awfully cruel.
    • Some people try to guess my password for my password protected postings. I tell them that’s like trying to hack my blog.
    • This other story about this couple who had sextuplets and then refused to allow them to have what could have been life-saving medical treatments that would have saved TWO of the babies – also pisses me off. You want them so bad, you do what you have to, religion or not, to SAVE THEM.
    • While I can’t wait for my pregnancy to be finished and the baby to be here, I know I’ll miss being pregnant, at least a little bit.
    • I have read every single (fiction) book by Koontz, Patterson, King, & Grafton.
    • In hindsite, I wish I hadn’t fought so hard to avoid a c-section with my son, thus putting both our lives in danger.
    • After almost 12 years, I can say without a doubt that our relationship is stronger than it’s ever been.
    • And the sex ain’t bad either ;)

    And in case you’re wondering, I’ve just used every category I have on my blog LOL

    February 5, 2007 at 11:08 am 3 comments

    I’m gonna apply

    “We are looking for an individual to compliment our team in the capacity of client support worker, the individual needs to be a honest, flexible,hardworking person. An ideal candidate must be eager to work from home on a part time position, To be flexible and able to work in a team, must spend on work some hours a day.

    You will be working within a comfortable and forward thinking team who value good service provision. You will also benefit from support from your team and management to ensure that you have all the tools needed to perform in a role of this kind.

    A fantastic and exciting opportunity has become available for you on a part time basis. To be considered for this role you must have experience in working with computer and Internet.

    We offer the following to all our candidates:

    • A wide range of jobs to choose from,
    • Competitive rates of pay,
    • Professional career advice,
    • Training opportunities,
    • A team of dedicated Professionals,
    • Stakeholder pension scheme,
    • The support of a ment,
    • Good oportunities for professional development,
    • Working as part of a professional hardworking team.

    Apply now: assistans@aol.com”

     

    The support of a ment… That’s what I want in a job! And of course, a pension scheme is always good.

    This, in case you’re wondering, is an email I received today because I apparently have what they are looking for in this position – of course, I don’t know WHAT position it is, but hey… I can’t wait.  Oh, and the “from” portion said “Job Department” and the subject was “Congratulation”.  It must be legit!

     

     

    February 3, 2007 at 8:38 am Leave a comment

    To Catch A Predator should be called “To Catch a Moron”

    I absolutely LOVE the NBC show “Dateline – To Catch a Predator” series. I LOVE watching these PIGS show up with the intent of trying to get it on with what they believe is a CHILD. I LOVE watching these PIGS get put on the spot by that hottie, Chris Hanson, and ground into the carpet by his questions. Yes, people… they’re pigs. This 29 yr old says he knew it was a setup… it was too easy, he says. But he still shows up with lube, a video camera and movie. Sure, dude. No problem. Another one shows up with condoms, baby oil and a vibrator. WITH A 13 YR OLD, DUDE! PIG.

    I love the ones who cry when they see the cops, too. Oh no, I’ve been caught. BooHoo. “Oh please, let me go – I promise I’ll NEVER DO THIS AGAIN”

    Seriously, what does it say about a 44 yr old father of 3 who shows up thinking he’s gonna have sex with a 13 yr old.

    There’s an equal amount of freaks out to get the teenage boys, which really hits home because my son is just 3 years younger than these “kids” that they have on here. My son doesn’t “chat” online, at all. He’s not even allowed on ebay, google, etc. without an adult presence. The only place he goes is to his educational websites – and I monitor him from other computers (BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOUUUUU.)

    What scares me, though, is that so many other kids are able to do these things. They go to yahoo, aol, myspace, etc. and chat with these pigs. They’re doing it because they enjoy the attention. They enjoy having older guys think they’re appealing. Wanted. I can understand that. But still… these “Adults” … ick. Just ick.

    January 30, 2007 at 9:15 pm 2 comments

    How the hell does this make sense???

    This horrible excuse for a human being struck her child in the head – WITH A HAMMER. Then let him die a slow death over the next week. She doesn’t deserve to be called a human, much less a MOTHER.

    The husband, “not wanting to get into a confrontation with her”, let this happen – did not seek medical help.

    She was tried and convicted of abuse & felony murder and was sentenced on Friday to life without parole.

    Why does this woman get to live? Tell me this??????

    The husband hasn’t been sentenced yet, but he faces life WITH the possibility of parole.

    They adopted this kid after his own parents had abused him. How is this allowed to friggin happen???

    And there’s a flap in this country about MADONNA adopting a kid? GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!

    Geez, this makes me mad. The people of this country need to get a grip on their priorities, that’s for sure.

    October 30, 2006 at 9:13 am 2 comments

    buncha asswipes

    Walmart sucks. I’ve said that since I worked there and was treated like shit. Walmart Sucks.

    This week, they suck more. They’ve decided to “phase out” their layaway program because of increasing costs and decreasing interest. Apparently, the don’t GET that parents need them to provide HIDING SPACE for those Christmas presents, not just the option of paying over time. They don’t GET this. Instead, this is what they’re now offering: “At the same time, Wal-Mart is working to offer customers new payment options. The company already has zero interest offers for 6 and 12 months for current Wal-Mart cardholders. For the first time, customers who apply for a new Discover or Wal-Mart Credit Card will receive $20 cash back when they apply at the register and purchase at least $100 on their card the same day.”

    Hey, isn’t that kind of them. Give me an interest-charging credit card and in return, no place to hide my kid’s presents.

    Asswipes.

    In other news, Baby Abby was returned safely to her mom. I’m really glad to hear that, although I doubted that the nutjob who took her would harm her – my 9 yr old, upon hearing that she was safe, said that the same thing should be done to the kidnapper that she’d done to the mom.

    This chick lost her full-term baby that day, so decided that she should just go out and snatch another woman’s baby. Clearly, she has issues. While I sympathize with her loss, trying to kill another woman to get her baby just isn’t the way to DEAL, people.

    And of course, in the same category of stupid, stupid people, comes another death in an Indianapolis hospital where premature babies, who WERE surviving despite the odds, are dying because some dumbass gave them an adult dose of the drug heparin, a blood thinner. 3 babies have died because of someone’s obvious carelessness… and I can only begin to fathom the pain that those parents must be feeling, much less the parents of the babies still waiting at death’s door. I hope that the people who are responsible are charge to the fullest extent of the law, but nothing brings those babies back :(

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    September 20, 2006 at 9:25 am 1 comment

    In the category of “stupid, stupid people”

    Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case.

    That’s the kind of headline that catches my attention LOL

    They did it because they were trying to pass a drug test… ok, that’s patethic, but I understand that much. But how the hell does the clerk mistake a fake dick for a severed one. Seriously, if you can’t tell the difference, you should do some research. and ok, I’m sorry but $425 is alot for a microwave….

    Bunch of dumbasses.

    Oh and here’s a Mother of the Year nominee:

    Woman forced children to eat their own vomit after forcing them to gorge themselves. A whopping 2-6 years. Unfreakin BElievable.
    In another blog I was reading today, the blogger says a dr. once told her that giving birth via c-section was “the cadillac way of giving birth”. Excuse me????

    I’m sorry, but having a needle inserted into my spinal column, then being cut from one end to the other, having those flaps pulled open, then having my uterus cut open, then having hands thrust into my uterus while another set of hands PUSH MY BABY OUT of that cut and into the waiting hands of the other set of hands…( all the while fighting a massive wave of nausea from the goings on down south), then being sutured and stapled shut, leaving all this AIR inside to later bunch up in my shoulder causing enough pain to not let me PICK UP MY BABY.. not be able to go to the bathroom for nearly a WEEK, not be able to get out of bed for a full day and even then, have to carry my stomach with me because now it’s hanging down to my kneecaps… every step sending shockwaves of pain up throughout my entire body…

    THIS IS NOT A CADILLAC.

    This is major surgery. This is dangerous surgery. This is NOT A CADILLAC. I’d love to meet that doctor, just so I could give him a CADILLAC kick in the nuts.

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    September 15, 2006 at 11:14 am Leave a comment

    Question for the masses

    Does anyone know of any holistic veterinarians ?

    One of my clients has a (GINORMOUS) potbellied pig who apparently has severe arthritis and is doing badly. She’s hoping for miracles, but in the meantime, is looking for alternatives to the drugs that are doing his internal organs damage.

    I figured hell, why not ask here. LOL

    So? How about it?

    ~Me

    August 4, 2005 at 7:48 pm Leave a comment

    little people suck

    no, I don’t mean small-statured people. I mean little people with little lives. Little people who have nothing else to do but insult those of us who are trying to make our lives a little better.

    Since I refuse to give her the time of day, let alone free traffic to her blog, let me just quote here what she had to say about our Trying To Soar blog.
    First, she copied & pasted a portion of my blog entry from yesterday. Then proceeded with this drivel:

    Need I go on?

    There are a few contributors to this blog, and here’s how they describe themselves: “We are chicks trying to soar with the Eagles. We’re low-carbing and flyladying our fannies away (literally). “

    What the fuck does “flyladying our fannies away” mean? Do people in America not know that “fanny” is another word for “twat”?

    And it doesn’t matter what your diet is made up of, if you eat all that in one day, you’re still going to be a big fat bloatmonger.

    Little people.
    Little lives.

    and so it goes… knocking people for trying. fuck her ignorant self. fuck her really ignorant friends.

    Goes looking for MORE interesting ways to annoy the already annoying clanish UK folk who think their shit don’t stink.

    August 1, 2005 at 2:05 pm Leave a comment

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